by Kelly | Aug 20, 2014 | Europe |
Disclaimer: If you’ve ever wanted to make out with me, you might not want to read this post. 9:00pm, Tuesday. I am currently (and by that I mean yesterday, when I actually wrote this) sitting on a train, somewhere in Slovenia* – a train which has been JUST...
by Kelly | Aug 15, 2014 | Europe |
There is a huge hole in the ass of my pajamas. Don’t know how long it’s been there, but I realized it the other morning at breakfast. And by that, I mean, in front of at least 20 Germans who were also eating their breakfast. They kept smiling at me, and I thought,...
by Kelly | Aug 11, 2014 | Europe |
I know, you can’t believe it, right? I hardly can either. Now if you’re not my mom or my sisters, maybe it’s not clear that this is a big deal, but THIS IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL. I understand that the rest of the world thinks that tomatoes are awesome. To me, they’re...