Tag: kids
Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit

Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit

by | Aug 11, 2016 | Texas | 5 comments

If you’re following me on Facebook or Instagram, you know I’m in Texas right now. If you’re not following me, I will pause while you go do that. Because a) I need lots of attention on social media to make me feel good about myself, and b)...
Prague: A Series of F*ckups

Prague: A Series of F*ckups

by | Aug 17, 2014 | Europe | 10 comments

Let me first say that Prague is awesome. But my first experience with it was a little nutty. I actually don’t want to relay what happened there – it’s not that interesting, to be honest. But it was weird and I’d like to un-remember a chunk of it....
Ahoy, bitches.

Ahoy, bitches.

by | Aug 14, 2014 | Europe | 3 comments

So I found this place near Dresden – a national park called Saxon Switzerland. Which is deceivingly half in Germany and half in the Czech Republic, and 0% in Switzerland. WTF, right? Anyways, they have these crazy craggy rocks and I really wanted to see them, because...