Tag: hostel
These Balls

These Balls

by | Mar 3, 2016 | New Zealand | 13 comments

I’m currently listening to a band of travelers (literally, a band, that travels) decide what type* of animal costumes they’re going to wear for their gig tonight. *When I say “type,” I don’t mean “bear, pig, dog.” I mean what specific...
Bruge: Shithole

Bruge: Shithole

by | Aug 5, 2014 | Europe | 4 comments

Bruges kinda sucks. I recognize that’s not very polite, but I doubt any of you are particularly attached to it, and I haven’t noticed any Bruggians reading my blog, so I’m gonna stand by it. Bruges sucks. (Also, nobody let Janet read this post...
Amsterdam, y’all

Amsterdam, y’all

by | Aug 2, 2014 | Europe | 1 comment

I slept till 2pm today. The hacking girls I slept near in the Heathrow airport have clearly infected me and now I’m known in my hostel as the old-lady-who-blows-her-nose-all-the-time. Also, my backpack weights 1,000 pounds. Seriously, it’s so heavy....