Tag: Germany
The Princess and The Huge Sausage

The Princess and The Huge Sausage

by | Aug 16, 2014 | Europe | 8 comments

I have to tell you about this other thing I did that I’m real proud of. It doesn’t seem that interesting when I think about how to relay it, but I have to tell someone and I’m aaaall alone here. So I’m in Bad Schandau, right? That’s the little town in Germany that’s...
I Accidentally Climbed a Mountain the Other Day.

I Accidentally Climbed a Mountain the Other Day.

by | Aug 15, 2014 | Europe | 10 comments

There is a huge hole in the ass of my pajamas. Don’t know how long it’s been there, but I realized it the other morning at breakfast. And by that, I mean, in front of at least 20 Germans who were also eating their breakfast. They kept smiling at me, and I thought,...
Ahoy, bitches.

Ahoy, bitches.

by | Aug 14, 2014 | Europe | 3 comments

So I found this place near Dresden – a national park called Saxon Switzerland. Which is deceivingly half in Germany and half in the Czech Republic, and 0% in Switzerland. WTF, right? Anyways, they have these crazy craggy rocks and I really wanted to see them, because...