Tag: chickens
Fingers Crossed I Still Have a Face Tomorrow

Fingers Crossed I Still Have a Face Tomorrow

by | Feb 2, 2018 | Vietnam | 7 comments

Got woken up at 6am this morning by a man hacking the shit out of a tree, a woman screaming at him in Vietnamese, and these assholes: The man, I assume, was chopping wood to finish the walls of my bungalow, which he clearly forgot to do before I arrived. And I guess...
Another Thing I’m Terrible At

Another Thing I’m Terrible At

by | Apr 17, 2016 | New Zealand | 6 comments

You guys remember how I said I wanted to stab the dog? I didn’t, you’ll be happy to know. But she did end up with blood all over her face. See I was slaughtering this chicken and after we cut the head off, the dog was trying to catch all the bits that fell on...
How to Kill a Chicken in 13 Horrifying Steps

How to Kill a Chicken in 13 Horrifying Steps

by | Apr 16, 2016 | New Zealand | 10 comments

Someone told me this post was gross and that I should maybe add a disclaimer about the content. I was gonna do it, but then I realized the title is pretty disclaimer-y already. IF YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE A PUPPYCAM OR SOMETHING, THEN YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT...