by Kelly | Feb 2, 2018 | Vietnam |
Got woken up at 6am this morning by a man hacking the shit out of a tree, a woman screaming at him in Vietnamese, and these assholes: The man, I assume, was chopping wood to finish the walls of my bungalow, which he clearly forgot to do before I arrived. And I guess...
by Kelly | Jul 27, 2016 | Thailand |
So you guys remember that time I was in Germany and I ate a tomato? Well, I’m about to top it. Are you ready? I KNOW, THIS SHIT IS CRAZY, RIGHT? It was stuck in the middle of this awesome eggs benedict I got for breakfast, and (I can’t believe I’m about to say this)...
by Kelly | Sep 14, 2014 | New York |
Just saw my first cockroach since I’ve been back. I knew it would happen eventually. Was hoping that since the summer’s over, I’d sneak by without seeing any. But there I was, drinking my latte in my favorite little coffee shop, and there he went, one of those little...
by Kelly | Aug 25, 2014 | Europe |
Have you ever watched Blades of Glory in Czech? I have. It’s pretty life changing. I mean, I could end this blog right now – that’s how good it is to watch this movie in Czech. Know what else is life changing? A hotel room with a TV in it. And your own big bed with no...