Tag: bugs
Fingers Crossed I Still Have a Face Tomorrow

Fingers Crossed I Still Have a Face Tomorrow

by | Feb 2, 2018 | Vietnam | 7 comments

Got woken up at 6am this morning by a man hacking the shit out of a tree, a woman screaming at him in Vietnamese, and these assholes: The man, I assume, was chopping wood to finish the walls of my bungalow, which he clearly forgot to do before I arrived. And I guess...
Bugs and Orgasms: A Tale of Compromise

Bugs and Orgasms: A Tale of Compromise

by | Jul 27, 2016 | Thailand | 5 comments

So you guys remember that time I was in Germany and I ate a tomato? Well, I’m about to top it. Are you ready? I KNOW, THIS SHIT IS CRAZY, RIGHT? It was stuck in the middle of this awesome eggs benedict I got for breakfast, and (I can’t believe I’m about to say this)...
ACK.

ACK.

by | Sep 14, 2014 | New York | 5 comments

Just saw my first cockroach since I’ve been back. I knew it would happen eventually. Was hoping that since the summer’s over, I’d sneak by without seeing any. But there I was, drinking my latte in my favorite little coffee shop, and there he went, one of those little...
No, Czech Republic, You Cannot Have My Uterus

No, Czech Republic, You Cannot Have My Uterus

by | Aug 25, 2014 | Europe | 4 comments

Have you ever watched Blades of Glory in Czech? I have. It’s pretty life changing. I mean, I could end this blog right now – that’s how good it is to watch this movie in Czech. Know what else is life changing? A hotel room with a TV in it. And your own big bed with no...