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Fingers Crossed I Still Have a Face Tomorrow

Fingers Crossed I Still Have a Face Tomorrow

by | Feb 2, 2018 | Vietnam | 7 comments

Got woken up at 6am this morning by a man hacking the shit out of a tree, a woman screaming at him in Vietnamese, and these assholes: The man, I assume, was chopping wood to finish the walls of my bungalow, which he clearly forgot to do before I arrived. And I guess...
HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

by | Aug 21, 2014 | Europe | 5 comments

Everything sucks. Look: WHAT THE F*CK. I rented this awesome place for the next 5 days: And I was gonna do this: And sit out here: But nope. I get this: (Did you know this existed, by the way? It’s TEN HOURS LONG!) …The rain would be cool if I was cuddled...
Do you think this is a camera?

Do you think this is a camera?

by | Aug 16, 2014 | Europe | 8 comments

It’s on the ceiling of my hotel room. I had a weird “maybe there are cameras in this bathroom” experience the other day, so it’s possible I’m just on high alert. If it’s NOT a camera, WHAT IS IT? Someone, you have to help me with...