Tag: bikes
HELLO AGAIN!
I’M HOME! I was all sad about it, but now I have all my STUFF and my PEOPLE and I’m SO HAPPY! Hello bedroom! Hello dresses! Hello pee-pee-dance people in my bathroom! Hello Chris Voss Original! Buy his shit, y’all. Hello sign I made for that awesome party I...
HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!
Everything sucks. Look: WHAT THE F*CK. I rented this awesome place for the next 5 days: And I was gonna do this: And sit out here: But nope. I get this: (Did you know this existed, by the way? It’s TEN HOURS LONG!) …The rain would be cool if I was cuddled...I JUST ATE A TOMATO
I know, you can’t believe it, right? I hardly can either. Now if you’re not my mom or my sisters, maybe it’s not clear that this is a big deal, but THIS IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL. I understand that the rest of the world thinks that tomatoes are awesome. To me, they’re...
Bruge: Shithole
Bruges kinda sucks. I recognize that’s not very polite, but I doubt any of you are particularly attached to it, and I haven’t noticed any Bruggians reading my blog, so I’m gonna stand by it. Bruges sucks. (Also, nobody let Janet read this post...
