by Kelly | Aug 20, 2014 | Europe |
Disclaimer: If you’ve ever wanted to make out with me, you might not want to read this post. 9:00pm, Tuesday. I am currently (and by that I mean yesterday, when I actually wrote this) sitting on a train, somewhere in Slovenia* – a train which has been JUST...
by Kelly | Aug 15, 2014 | Europe |
There is a huge hole in the ass of my pajamas. Don’t know how long it’s been there, but I realized it the other morning at breakfast. And by that, I mean, in front of at least 20 Germans who were also eating their breakfast. They kept smiling at me, and I thought,...
by Kelly | Aug 2, 2014 | Europe |
I slept till 2pm today. The hacking girls I slept near in the Heathrow airport have clearly infected me and now I’m known in my hostel as the old-lady-who-blows-her-nose-all-the-time. Also, my backpack weights 1,000 pounds. Seriously, it’s so heavy....