February 17: NEW. FREAKING. ZEALAND.

by | Dec 17, 2015 | New Zealand | 3 comments

This is what’s happening and you freaks can’t stop me. (That said, I will not argue if you’d like to buy me lunch before I leave, xo.)

A thousand puppies will live forever if you share this post, I totally swear.

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A thousand puppies will live forever if you share this post, I totally swear.

3 Comments

  1. Jeremy

    New Zealand must be really fuggin boring if you have nothing to say about it.

    Reply
    • Kelly

      Hold your fuggin horses, Germy. I’VE BEEN BUSY.

      Reply
  2. Lynn

    I would have totally bought you lunch.

    Reply

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