For Good Measure…

by | Aug 6, 2014 | Europe | 2 comments

One last shitty thing about Bruges. Or Belgium in general…

My little wifi thing I paid a bunch of money for DOES NOT WORK in in this country. I know, I should’ve noticed that on the list of “Places This Dumb Thing Will Not Work” before I left, but there were a lot of fucking things to do before I left, and I missed this one, okay? STOP JUDGING ME, I WARNED YOU.

The good news for the day:

  1. I’m going to an open air market where there will hopefully be breakfast
  2. Jeff Buckley on the radio in my hostel lobby
  3. Dad’s surgery went well, even though they had to take out part of his butt tube (more on this later).
  4. I leave Bruges tomorrow
Wait, one more good thing about today… Bits just sent me this:

A thousand puppies will live forever if you share this post, I totally swear.

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  1. Kimberly Claus

    OMG…WTF with that performance art piece. How does one even come across something like that? Bits???


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