Got woken up at 6am this morning by a man hacking the shit out of a tree, a woman screaming at him in Vietnamese, and these assholes: The man, I assume, was chopping wood to finish the walls of my bungalow, which he clearly forgot to do before I arrived. And I guess...
Don’t Tell Any Crazy People…
(Except sometimes I pretend I'm still in other places I've been before. Play along, jerks.)
