Category: Thailand
Loi Krathong and My Friend Neil: The Worst and Also Sortof The Best
WARNING: DO NOT SCROLL DOWN TO SEE HOW LONG THIS POST IS. IT’S KINDA LONG, I’M NOT GONNA LIE, BUT I SWEAR IT’S (PROBABLY) TOTALLY WORTH IT, AND IF YOU SCROLL DOWN, YOU’LL RUIN EVERYTHING AND HAVE BAD KARMA FOREVER (I’M GUESSING) (WHY RISK...
Cheers! To Death and Stuff!
I just shared a bottle of wine with a German guy and a Spanish girl and it was the best and I just want to say that TRAVELING IS SO GREAT and PEOPLE ARE SO GREAT and I WISH YOU WERE ALL HERE TO SHARE A BOTTLE OF WINE WITH ME IN THAILAND because a) that would just be...
This might be the grossest story you’ve ever heard
I’m back in Bangkok, finally, after 32 hours of traveling, at least 3 of which were spent in various bathrooms trying to dig a piece of plastic out of my vagina. WELCOME BACK, Y’ALL! This isn’t how this trip was supposed to start, obviously… me, explaining to a...
Bugs and Orgasms: A Tale of Compromise
So you guys remember that time I was in Germany and I ate a tomato? Well, I’m about to top it. Are you ready? I KNOW, THIS SHIT IS CRAZY, RIGHT? It was stuck in the middle of this awesome eggs benedict I got for breakfast, and (I can’t believe I’m about to say this)...
Lessons from a Butt Hose.
So as most of you know, my last post was this really angry rant about Orlando, which (maybe some of you know) was followed by a couple of healthy* debates about gun control on my facebook page. *I’m saying “healthy” because I don’t want to offend or alienate...Real-Time Crap on Instagram
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