Tag: weather
Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit

Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit

If you’re following me on Facebook or Instagram, you know I’m in Texas right now. If you’re not following me, I will pause while you go do that. Because a) I need lots of attention on social media to make me feel good about myself, and b) just...
Day 1 – Salzburg Schmalzburg

Day 1 – Salzburg Schmalzburg

I have to be honest with you, I’ve been a little stuck. The past week has been one amazing thing after another, and I’m completely overwhelmed and humbled and misty about pretty much all of it, to the point where I have no idea what to write, and what I do write is...
HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

Everything sucks. Look: WHAT THE F*CK. I rented this awesome place for the next 5 days: And I was gonna do this: And sit out here: But nope. I get this: (Did you know this existed, by the way? It’s TEN HOURS LONG!) …The rain would be cool if I was cuddled...
Amsterdam, y’all

Amsterdam, y’all

I slept till 2pm today. The hacking girls I slept near in the Heathrow airport have clearly infected me and now I’m known in my hostel as the old-lady-who-blows-her-nose-all-the-time. Also, my backpack weights 1,000 pounds. Seriously, it’s so heavy....