Tag: New York
ACK.

ACK.

Just saw my first cockroach since I’ve been back. I knew it would happen eventually. Was hoping that since the summer’s over, I’d sneak by without seeing any. But there I was, drinking my latte in my favorite little coffee shop, and there he went, one of those little...
No, Czech Republic, You Cannot Have My Uterus

No, Czech Republic, You Cannot Have My Uterus

Have you ever watched Blades of Glory in Czech? I have. It’s pretty life changing. I mean, I could end this blog right now – that’s how good it is to watch this movie in Czech. Know what else is life changing? A hotel room with a TV in it. And your own big bed with no...
Berlin: Cooler Than You

Berlin: Cooler Than You

Everyone in Berlin is cooler than everyone I know. Sorry, Everyone-I-Know, it’s just true. They roll their own cigarettes and carry pints of beer in their backpacks and ride their bikes with no helmets. Even this guy, who drives a meat truck and is terrible at...
Amsterdam, y’all

Amsterdam, y’all

I slept till 2pm today. The hacking girls I slept near in the Heathrow airport have clearly infected me and now I’m known in my hostel as the old-lady-who-blows-her-nose-all-the-time. Also, my backpack weights 1,000 pounds. Seriously, it’s so heavy....