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Recap Recap Mo Mepap

Recap Recap Mo Mepap

Okay, so I’ve been really busy doing fun stuff*, and I haven’t had time to write any of it down. Every night I lay down in my cozy little campervan and say to myself, “Write, Kelly!” and then I fall asleep because this pillow and these PJs are just too good. *I’m...
Day 2 – Mountaintop Shrooming & Desert Island Meals

Day 2 – Mountaintop Shrooming & Desert Island Meals

(Day 1 Here!) “…We’re going to do Austrian things,” said lovely Elisabeth in her lovely finger-cymbal voice. This is what that means: It means you get in a car with your sweet Austrian mother who speaks only German, and a couple of buddies (that’s Michael and that’s...
Day 1 – Salzburg Schmalzburg

Day 1 – Salzburg Schmalzburg

I have to be honest with you, I’ve been a little stuck. The past week has been one amazing thing after another, and I’m completely overwhelmed and humbled and misty about pretty much all of it, to the point where I have no idea what to write, and what I do write is...
HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

Everything sucks. Look: WHAT THE F*CK. I rented this awesome place for the next 5 days: And I was gonna do this: And sit out here: But nope. I get this: (Did you know this existed, by the way? It’s TEN HOURS LONG!) …The rain would be cool if I was cuddled...
The Princess and The Huge Sausage

The Princess and The Huge Sausage

I have to tell you about this other thing I did that I’m real proud of. It doesn’t seem that interesting when I think about how to relay it, but I have to tell someone and I’m aaaall alone here. So I’m in Bad Schandau, right? That’s the little town in Germany that’s...
I Accidentally Climbed a Mountain the Other Day.

I Accidentally Climbed a Mountain the Other Day.

There is a huge hole in the ass of my pajamas. Don’t know how long it’s been there, but I realized it the other morning at breakfast. And by that, I mean, in front of at least 20 Germans who were also eating their breakfast. They kept smiling at me, and I thought,...