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HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAALLSTAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!

Everything sucks. Look: WHAT THE F*CK. I rented this awesome place for the next 5 days: And I was gonna do this: And sit out here: But nope. I get this: (Did you know this existed, by the way? It’s TEN HOURS LONG!) …The rain would be cool if I was cuddled...
Amsterdam, y’all

Amsterdam, y’all

I slept till 2pm today. The hacking girls I slept near in the Heathrow airport have clearly infected me and now I’m known in my hostel as the old-lady-who-blows-her-nose-all-the-time. Also, my backpack weights 1,000 pounds. Seriously, it’s so heavy....

Sexy Ninja

I’m on a plane to Amsterdam right now. Not really, I’m on a plane to Texas. And then next week Amsterdam (that’s true). It’s sexier to say “I’m headed to Amsterdam” than “I’m headed to Texas” so that’s...