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I Accidentally Climbed a Mountain the Other Day.

I Accidentally Climbed a Mountain the Other Day.

There is a huge hole in the ass of my pajamas. Don’t know how long it’s been there, but I realized it the other morning at breakfast. And by that, I mean, in front of at least 20 Germans who were also eating their breakfast. They kept smiling at me, and I thought,...

I JUST ATE A TOMATO

I know, you can’t believe it, right? I hardly can either. Now if you’re not my mom or my sisters, maybe it’s not clear that this is a big deal, but THIS IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL. I understand that the rest of the world thinks that tomatoes are awesome. To me, they’re...