Tag: Dresden
Dresden: I mean, I bought a dress there.

Dresden: I mean, I bought a dress there.

So my buddy Rozz told me to go to Dresden (hey Rozz). She’s also the one who told me to hook up with Mario and Logan in Berlin (hey y’all), so I’m thinking Dresden is a shoe-in. Favorite place on the trip, for sure. But when I got to Berlin and all the cool...
Ahoy, bitches.

Ahoy, bitches.

So I found this place near Dresden – a national park called Saxon Switzerland. Which is deceivingly half in Germany and half in the Czech Republic, and 0% in Switzerland. WTF, right? Anyways, they have these crazy craggy rocks and I really wanted to see them, because...

I JUST ATE A TOMATO

I know, you can’t believe it, right? I hardly can either. Now if you’re not my mom or my sisters, maybe it’s not clear that this is a big deal, but THIS IS A BIG FREAKING DEAL. I understand that the rest of the world thinks that tomatoes are awesome. To me, they’re...