Tag: Dad
Bugs and Orgasms: A Tale of Compromise

Bugs and Orgasms: A Tale of Compromise

So you guys remember that time I was in Germany and I ate a tomato? Well, I’m about to top it. Are you ready?   I KNOW, THIS SHIT IS CRAZY, RIGHT? It was stuck in the middle of this awesome eggs benedict I got for breakfast, and (I can’t believe I’m about to say...
Berlin: Cooler Than You

Berlin: Cooler Than You

Everyone in Berlin is cooler than everyone I know. Sorry, Everyone-I-Know, it’s just true. They roll their own cigarettes and carry pints of beer in their backpacks and ride their bikes with no helmets. Even this guy, who drives a meat truck and is terrible at...

For Good Measure…

One last shitty thing about Bruges. Or Belgium in general… My little wifi thing I paid a bunch of money for DOES NOT WORK in in this country. I know, I should’ve noticed that on the list of “Places This Dumb Thing Will Not Work” before I left,...
Amsterdam, y’all

Amsterdam, y’all

I slept till 2pm today. The hacking girls I slept near in the Heathrow airport have clearly infected me and now I’m known in my hostel as the old-lady-who-blows-her-nose-all-the-time. Also, my backpack weights 1,000 pounds. Seriously, it’s so heavy....