Tag: Czech Republic
No, Czech Republic, You Cannot Have My Uterus

No, Czech Republic, You Cannot Have My Uterus

Have you ever watched Blades of Glory in Czech? I have. It’s pretty life changing. I mean, I could end this blog right now – that’s how good it is to watch this movie in Czech. Know what else is life changing? A hotel room with a TV in it. And your own big bed with no...
Prague: A Series of F*ckups

Prague: A Series of F*ckups

Let me first say that Prague is awesome. But my first experience with it was a little nutty. I actually don’t want to relay what happened there – it’s not that interesting, to be honest. But it was weird and I’d like to un-remember a chunk of it....
Do you think this is a camera?

Do you think this is a camera?

It’s on the ceiling of my hotel room. I had a weird “maybe there are cameras in this bathroom” experience the other day, so it’s possible I’m just on high alert. If it’s NOT a camera, WHAT IS IT? Someone, you have to help me with...
Ahoy, bitches.

Ahoy, bitches.

So I found this place near Dresden – a national park called Saxon Switzerland. Which is deceivingly half in Germany and half in the Czech Republic, and 0% in Switzerland. WTF, right? Anyways, they have these crazy craggy rocks and I really wanted to see them, because...