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Bugs and Orgasms: A Tale of Compromise

Bugs and Orgasms: A Tale of Compromise

So you guys remember that time I was in Germany and I ate a tomato? Well, Iโ€™m about to top it. Are you ready?   I KNOW, THIS SHIT IS CRAZY, RIGHT? It was stuck in the middle of this awesome eggs benedict I got for breakfast, and (I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m about to say...
Bruges: Maybe-Not-So-Bad-After-All

Bruges: Maybe-Not-So-Bad-After-All

Note: None of this makes any sense unless you’ve ready my previous post. Which can be found here: Bruges: Shithole. ———– So, Bruges. I ended up having a nice time, and have learned to shut my dumb mouth before making such bold statements...

Sexy Ninja

I’m on a plane to Amsterdam right now. Not really, I’m on a plane to Texas. And then next week Amsterdam (that’s true). It’s sexier to say “I’m headed to Amsterdam” than “I’m headed to Texas” so that’s...