Okay, so I’ve been really busy doing fun stuff*, and I haven’t had time to write any of it down. Every night I lay down in my cozy little campervan and say to myself, “Write, Kelly!” and then I fall asleep because this pillow and these PJs are just too good.
*I’m sorry, loved ones who been really busy doing not-fun stuff.
I know you want to punch me in the face right now.
Also, THERE’S TOO MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT, Y’ALL!
I get overwhelmed.
I keep looking back at all the stuff I’ve done so far, and I could write a long freaking post (or like 20) about each thing. And then I’d spend all my time writing and not doing any new stuff.
And I’m working too, don’t forget.
So anyways, I was thinking I’d hit the big points in this post, and then catch up when things slow down. Although I’m on farms for the next three weeks, so I don’t know how much slower it’s gonna get.
Okay, so here’s the Sports Center version*…
*I stole that from Meagan.
Week 1: Awful, then awesome.
Week 2: Six-day solo trek across a bunch of mountains.
…cuz I do that sort of thing*.
*I don’t do that sort of thing.
It was six days, so there’s a lot to write about, like my hilariously tiny tent…
And the crazy view…
And what it felt like to drink this latte when I got to the end…
Really, though, I was basically just walking for 6 days, which is cool if you’re there, but pretty boring to talk about. Maybe I’ll spare you, we’ll see.
Week 3: COUSINS IN NEW ZEALAND!!!
Oh, you guys don’t even know. This is an entire blog unto itself. I will write on this, and you will love it, and you will wish you were in my family.
Week 4: Auckland (i.e. Little Asia)
Week 5: The Farm
Okay, so I’m thinking a series of mini-posts for this, because otherwise I’ll just write this long-ass thing no one will read. In a nutshell, farms are the best, and everyone should live on them.
LISTEN UP, NEW YORK CITY: FARMS ARE THE BEST. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND BECOME A FARM, AND THEN I WILL COME BACK TO YOU.